“money doesn’t buy happiness”
let me test this hypothesis
hey canadians brits and australians have fun at school on monday
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its hard to be a good person when everyone is so stupid
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my skin is so oily you could probably fry chicken on my face
nonsense, you’d have to be hot to do that
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hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
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